At the supermarket with the kids AND I have 12 items or less, but I go through a regular checkout:
Staff: "Excuse me, you can come through the self-service checkout"
Me: "Um no thank you"
Because kids f**k everything up.
They add random things to the plastic bag AFTER I've scanned them.
They sit on, or press on, the part where the bags are weighed.
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE...
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